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David’s Meet the Badgers “Q and A”

What nicknames have you had throughout your life? – Hammy, Vidal, Victor Meldrew

Who would play you in a film of your life? – Clint Eastwood… he’s cool.

Who would you really like to meet? – The perfect woman

If you were taking someone walking for the first time where would you go? – A canal tow path

What’s your favourite activities other than walking?– My motorbikes, socialising, getting up to no good with the missus!

Sum yourself up in five words – Old, fat, grey, hairy… can’t think of a fifth!

Who or what really annoys you? – Bad manners, rudeness, chavs. Oh, & Keith Lemon… what a prick!

Favourite TV programme? – Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

Which website do you spend most time on? – None of your business…

Favourite film? – Usual Suspects

What was the last film you saw? – Senna

And the last book you read? – Do bike magazines count? Fast Bikes

Give us a playlist of your favourite five songs (and artists) – Sweet Disposition – Temper Trap

What is your biggest walking achievement as a Badger?– Not much to choose from as only done two, but suggest fighting hurricane force winds & hail the size of golf balls on Langdale Pikes must be up there.

What’s your favourite peak? – Whernside

You are forced to have a tattoo, what does it say?– Bollocks!

What would be your specialist subject on Mastermind?– Leeds United 89-90 Season

You’re invited to a fancy dress party, who will you go as?– A red & white Power Ranger!

What football team do you support? – Leeds Utd.

Any other teams? – Hamilton Academical

Which British Peak would you most like to walk? – Ben Nevis

What’s your favourite pub/restaurant? – Pub – The Lord Darcey – Restaurant – Some stunning place in New York. That good in fact I can’t remember what it’s called.

Favourite food? – Roast lamb

Favourite drink? – Ice cold bottled beer

What’s the funniest thing you have seen whilst out walking with the Rambling Badgers? – Graham with a sheep’s hind legs down his boots…

What are you scared of? – Hurricane force winds & hail the size of golf balls

You can save one prized possession, what is it? – My Ducati S4RS

What’s the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?– My word you’re handsome! 😉

What keeps you awake at night? – Thinking of answers to bloody stupid questionnaires!

Tell us something about yourself that only you know?– errr… NO!

Who’d be your four ideal (living) dinner party guests?– Gary McAllister, Gordon Strachan, Lee Chapman, Mel Sterland

Who’d be your four ideal (dead) dinner party guests?– Jesus, Freddie Mercury, Stephen Fry & Adolf Hitler (if he could speak a bit of English)

If you could be marooned with one celebrity, who would it be? – Nicole Scherzinger

Favourite holiday destination? – The French Alps… on two wheels.

Finally, would you rather be attacked by one horse sized duck, or twelve duck sized horses? – I like ducks, so would take my chances with one huge one. I could then enjoy it with some hoisin sauce, cucumber & a couple of wraps after I’d wrung the b***ard’s neck!

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